Sunday, January 7, 2007

Hindi Sms For Hindvasi

Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra
 
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM!
 
Dil mey KHUDA hain,
Aankh mey NASHA hain,
Baat mey MAZAA hain,
Chaal mey ADAA hain,
Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain,
Pyar mey WAFAA hain!
Arrey.... isiliye toh
sab log Mujhpar FIDAA hain...
 
Din Mein Chain Nahi, Rat Mein Neend Nahi, Jee Na Lage Kahin, Bhukh, Pyas lage Nahi, He Bhagwan kya ye Pyar hai? Bhagwan: Nahi Beti Tu CHIKEN GUNIA ki Shikar Hai!!!!
 
Ek Swal Aapke Liye,
"HUM AAPKE HAI KON",
Aapka javab bhi Film ka naam se hona chaihe,
Ye Sub ko bhejo aur dekho kya kya Naam Tumhare Milte hai
 
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
 
Sardar: Raat muje ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi,
varna wo bhi chori ho jati.
 
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
 
kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho?
 
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?
 
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE....
 
Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon
 
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah
 
Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki
 
Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dost ko Good Morning!
 
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi
ek din aapka gulam hoga.
 
Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho,
Varna tu us din pastayegi,
jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga,
Aur tu ik pal main nikaljayegi
 
Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain
Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti Hai
Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna
Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai.
 
Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai
Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !
 
Voh sadak ke is paar thi
hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

 

From - Bhoomi Patel

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